Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."
"We're new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us."
The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave.
When he returns, he is covered with blood.
The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"
The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there?"
"Yes," the other bat answers.
"Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."
2007-10-21 23:03:06 · 12 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gives a new meaning to blind as a bat. pmsl
2007-10-21 23:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 08:25:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked this one and will tell my son ha ha ha
2007-10-22 07:00:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anji 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ya so funny me sides ache
2007-10-22 06:09:38 · answer #4 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good have a star
2007-10-22 08:03:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, they are batty, pmsl hun
have a star
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2007-10-22 07:00:04 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a classic
sparkly new star for you
2007-10-22 06:14:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-22 08:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, not bad
2007-10-22 06:07:24 · answer #9 · answered by rusti_08 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol xxx another good one girl xxx
2007-10-22 06:11:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋