Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the enemy, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang.'"
"But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this ... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab.'"
The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, an enemy soldier charges at him. The recruit points the broom.
"Bangety Bang Bang!" The enemy falls dead.
More enemies appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens. Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one enemy soldier walking slowly toward him.
"Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit. The enemy keeps coming.
2007-10-21 22:22:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail.
He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" It's no use.
The enemy keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says ...
"Tankety Tank Tank."
2007-10-21 22:22:41 · update #1
Very good thanks for sharing.
2007-10-21 22:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A funny groaner. Have a star.
2007-10-22 06:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 08:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made me laugh even if it was a groaner, it was a funny groaner.
2007-10-22 06:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one I've heard for a while. I actually laughed out loud and I was on my own.
2007-10-22 06:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by ANF 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good groaner. lmao lol
2007-10-22 07:10:39 · answer #6 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
star award
2007-10-22 05:54:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-22 05:30:05 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-22 05:28:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-22 07:33:29 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. very funny.
2007-10-22 06:09:34 · answer #11 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋