There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..."
2007-10-21 21:23:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha
pretty bad to that truck driver
it was very funny. . .
2007-10-21 21:32:39 · answer #1 · answered by dodong1127 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my friend to me this today...
i have something serious to ask you....
I know this is crazy and I really shouldn't be asking you, I feel shy, but I want it so bad. Don't get me wrong, it's just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful. You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this (and putting this on your comments), but I can feel my tongue on it, sucking all the juice out until there is no more left. This has been on my mind all day long, and I hope I'm not being forward. I'm usually not like this, but ...............can I have a piece of gum???
2007-10-21 21:35:37 · answer #2 · answered by baseball babe 21 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...worth a chuckle..real cute.10Q
2007-10-21 21:48:11 · answer #3 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice but its reallly old.
2007-10-21 21:31:24 · answer #4 · answered by Kumara 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol....lesson in there folks....it should happen to all big trouble makin tossas
2007-10-21 22:21:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh very nice. loved it a star for you...
2007-10-21 22:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by baby gal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol....good one
2007-10-21 21:28:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one.hahaha....
2007-10-21 21:33:59 · answer #8 · answered by Philomena 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one thanks for sharing. lol
2007-10-22 00:16:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋