A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family."
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants."
She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!"
2007-10-21 21:17:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hhehehe... that's real nice joke you got there. i loved it, guess i should try that with my fiance before we get married hehehe id love to see the look on his face hahaha... lol star for you..
2007-10-21 21:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by baby gal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 08:24:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He made a proper bloomer.
2007-10-22 10:10:36 · answer #3 · answered by joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasnt bad.
Nice.
2007-10-22 04:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by Kumara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it thanks. Star for you. lol
2007-10-22 07:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋