A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
2007-10-21 20:31:31 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROLMMFAO!!!!!
great one!!
still laughing!!
still laughing!!
still laughing!!
still!!
still!!
2007-10-22 01:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So that's what people see in golf !! Is that what they mean by a hole in one or is that playing the ball where it lies? LOL
2007-10-22 04:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got me laughing out loud so much, I've got stitch now!
Mascara running in my eyes too!
Thanks, that deserves a star! *
10/10
(still laughing!!!!!!!)
2007-10-22 04:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! that was very nice, lol hehehe. the woman thought she had hit his balls and went ahead to massage it...heheheh.....hee..
this is just too funny..
i love such jokes... lol * 4 u
2007-10-21 21:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by baby gal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chortle, not quite laugh. Good though, cheers
2007-10-21 20:42:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad, which golf course?
2007-10-21 20:35:45 · answer #6 · answered by comelucky96 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you are getting worse very good i liked that
have a star
2007-10-21 21:10:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, another good one hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-22 00:22:06 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one. Thumbs up for that one!!
:-)))
2007-10-22 05:28:22 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol. 10/10. very funny indeed. a star for you.
2007-10-21 23:55:06 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋