2007-10-21 18:50:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
and did he enjoy a good burnt blood sacrifice after wards?
(the christian god was 'pleased with blood offerings in the old testament, and then needed the blood of his son to wash sins in the new testament)
2007-10-21 18:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by stewart t 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you mean Mary and the answer is ten years - well that's how long she was pregnant for.
"When was Jesus born? According to Luke, it was during the reign of the Roman governor Quirinius, during a census ordered by Augustus throughout the whole world.(9) According to both Luke and Matthew it was also during the reign of king Herod "the Great."(10) The problem is that Herod died in 4 B.C.E., and this was fully ten years before Quirinius' census. Furthermore, during Herod's reign, no Roman census could have been held in his territory, which included both Judaea and Galilee, the locations of both Bethlehem and Nazareth.(11) Herod would have collected his own taxes, and given tribute to the Romans. Lastly, the existence of a census throughout the whole empire is contrary to the practice of the Romans, who collected taxes province by province, often subcontracting the process to "publicans." " … like Saul of Tarsus (aka Paul – the best salesman xianity ever had).
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I think she was one of god's one night stands.
That'd go down well today wouldn't it?
AND it'd be just as believable this time too.
LOLz
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2007-10-21 19:09:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if he was an all powerfull god he'd be able to do it for quite a long time. lol. but seeing as he doesn't exist mary got knocked up and joseph was in denial and probably really intoxicated.
2007-10-21 18:59:51 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. R PhD in Revolution 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Man is made in God's image, soooo about 10 to 15 seconds, plus fallopian tube travel time.
2007-10-21 18:53:28 · answer #4 · answered by someonehadalex 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not nearly as quickly as you're going to be reported by some tightly wound bible thumper.
2007-10-21 18:53:50 · answer #5 · answered by allthatsolid 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
please find an interest in life. if you can't ask a decent question, then don't ask one at all. i feel sorry for ya in the long run. also, if you would read a book called the "Holy Bible", then you would know how to spell "MARY".
2007-10-21 19:07:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
a few nano secs. remember this was before viagra.
2007-10-21 18:56:13 · answer #7 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
About as fast as your dad did your mom.
2007-10-21 18:55:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Such a silly question??????
2007-10-21 19:00:21 · answer #9 · answered by onyx1 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋