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Ok, I know it's getting late ... but I couldn't resist.

2007-10-21 17:18:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I, for one, can't wait to see all the questions the fundies post when they realize they weren't raptured either!

2007-10-21 17:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by ??????? 3 · 3 2

No concerns. purely the forged, well mannered, Christ-like Christians would be raptured and from all appearances those are fairly uncommon. because of the fact it relatively is often different Christians thatpersistent human beings to atheism with their detrimental habit, i could think of the youngsters of the rapturees (it is now a be conscious because of the fact I reported so) are no longer likely to be atheist, having been taught early on a thank you to "do it precise" and incredibly be Christ-like. it relatively is purely the youngsters of the surly, snarly, unsightly Christians who've a tendency to deconvert to atheism and their dad and mom are not going everywhere the two. regrettably we would be caught with the unsightly ones that supply all of Christendom a foul call for an prolonged time to return.

2016-12-18 14:03:59 · answer #2 · answered by jowers 4 · 0 0

For maybe a couple days, but after that no...we'll be running through the streets, hollering for joy, throwing daisies all the while.

Then get all those dream jobs we always wanted, with so many people out of the way and all.

And rejoice over the now cheap prices of everything.

2007-10-21 17:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Well all the Christians won't be gone, only the ones with just the right doctrines, and since there are so many different doctrines out there, I'd say the majority will still be here asking questions like "what happened?" and "How come I got left behind?"

And we'll be there to explain it to them.

2007-10-21 17:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by kc 4 · 5 1

The Rapture is a myth. It's just another thing for the Christians to spend the next 2000 years speculating while Jesus finishes rotting wherever they moved his body.

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2007-10-21 17:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5 4

the rapture aint gonna happen

2007-10-21 17:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by miname 5 · 2 1

I don't think there's much danger of that happening... I'd still be here anyways, only with lots of *drink*ing questions.

2007-10-21 17:29:34 · answer #7 · answered by Satan's Own™ 5 · 4 0

Rapture. Isnt that a "Blondie" song?

2007-10-21 17:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by Toodeemo 7 · 3 0

Hey dont you know?
They once had a set up where there were absolutely NO CHRISTIANS what so ever!
and it was a paradise indeed
they called it Eden

2007-10-21 17:32:27 · answer #9 · answered by genntri 5 · 4 1

I'm a deist, can I still hang out too?

2007-10-21 17:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by Lorreign v.2 5 · 5 1

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