My freind & his wife were sitting in their front room one night
with the next door neighbours playing cards.
When all of a sudden his dog came in from the garden
& went under the table,
when he bent down to look what the dog was doing
he noticed it had next doors rabbit in his mouth.
So he made excuses that he was tired & this meant that
the neighbours packed up & went home
his wife when hearing what had happened grabbed
the dog & took the rabbit from its mouth, by now the rabbit was dead & covered in mud from the garden,
the husband washed & then dryed the rabbit with a hairdryer
he waited until the early hours of the morning & climbed over his fence to put the rabbit back.
The next day his wife was in the garden hanging out some washing when the neighbour appeared on the otherside of the fence, she looked white, so the wife asked her are you ok?
No she replied yesterday our rabbit died we buried him & when we got up this morning he was back in the fcuking hutch.
2007-10-21 15:14:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny, LMFAO, I could picture it happening in my house.
2007-10-21 15:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by EVIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That..
Is Totally Off Of Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star.
Good Try Though.
=]
2007-10-21 15:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by 3mily! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one a million times
2007-10-21 15:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by BURT 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't know why you're trying to decifer if it's true or not. all i know is that's freakin hilarious.
if someones lying about it then they have a pretty good imagination.
and who would go that far out to lie to their neighbor, that they would wash a dead animal?
gross, but hilarious.
2007-10-21 15:21:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-21 15:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's not, it's from the movie, "Dickey Roberts: Child Star".
2007-10-21 15:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by Jeep Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa.
So what's your question?
Yeah it's a good story.
What they should have done though is just barried the rabet and make it look like it ran awayy.
2007-10-21 15:18:50 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
haha, if i'd be in their neighbor's shoe, i'd not just turn white, i think i'd faint. Anyways, thats a good story, star for you!
2007-10-21 15:55:15 · answer #8 · answered by Marge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but weird :)
2007-10-21 15:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by **SONIA** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very good, gave me a laugh.
2007-10-21 22:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋