If you wish to understand something totally, you must first put yourself in it's shoes. I found a pair of shoes that I think the Christian god would like; comfortable, sexy, and they have a button that shoots a green beam of light at virgins, instantly impregnating them.
2007-10-21 14:25:30 · 16 answers · asked by Judo Chop 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
didn't i kill you about 5 years back?
2007-10-21 14:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by Gyspy 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
"God, would you please hurry up with that rapture thingy you're planning? The Christians down here have become really annoying and it would be great to finally be rid of them once and for all. Oh, and by the way... I suggest you try impregnating virgins the old fashioned way... you know, like the Greek and Roman gods did. It's a whole lot more fun."
2007-10-21 14:34:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Um. I've got nothing.
I was going to attempt an answer until I got to the part about your shoes!
2007-10-21 14:28:36 · answer #3 · answered by Peace Yo 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i want to tell you..
i think its annoying when people say LOL in caps.. its usually not even worth a lol. its worth a wow im a freakin dumbshit.
thats all i have to say. oh yea and you arent real, if you didnt get the memo.
2007-10-21 14:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the wasps and poisonous snakes, mosquitoes, tornadoes, AIDS, cancer, a tendency to hate and destroy that is greater than a capacity to love, thanks for hiding yourself so that no one can figure you out and therefore kill, maim and torture each other in their aims to appease you and all the other things you put in this world that shows us just how ******* special we really are to you.
2007-10-21 15:08:18 · answer #5 · answered by J Maime 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK, well, I am paralyzed and my step dad keeps telling me I will walk all in gods good time. Well, god, ill tell you what I tell him to tell his god,
Hurry the hell up all ready, I'm tired of waiting.
LOL
2007-10-21 14:38:05 · answer #6 · answered by nightshadetn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, lay off the Nyquil.
2007-10-21 14:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by puppylove 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You liar! God prefers boots!
2007-10-21 14:36:48 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My new mastiff hurt her leg running today. Now she can't quit whining and I don't know if she's just needy or if she's in pain. What say you?
2007-10-21 14:33:21 · answer #9 · answered by Flatpaw 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Gee, now that's funny. Grow up..
2007-10-21 14:34:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cool shoes.
2007-10-21 14:29:34 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋