Things Not To Say To A Police Officer
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
That uniform makes your butt look really big.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops.
I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
Hey, you must have been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!
Good job! I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad Cop! No Donut!
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
When you smack the crap out of me, make sure you smile pretty for the camcorder.
I pay your salary!
Gee, thanks officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too.
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
2007-10-21 14:22:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, I can't hear you over the radio. No, I am not turning it down. I love this song.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Yes Mr. Budweiser, I haven't had any officers tonight.
When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
2007-10-21 14:22:30 · update #1
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HEARD ALL DAY EXPECAILLY THE BAD COP! NO DONUT! THANKYOU FOR THE LAUGH I CAN JUST SEE MYSELF SAYING THAT THANKS A LOT!
2007-10-21 14:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! I laughed!! Thanks...Star
2007-10-21 16:00:43 · answer #2 · answered by Jewels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one several times but its funny everytime
2007-10-21 16:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by susi_q_2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny specially the "trying to keep up with traffic" u have been *stared*
2007-10-21 15:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by paddlepop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-10-21 18:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey officer, shouldn't you be down at the Blue Oyster bar"
hahahaha
2007-10-21 16:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-10-21 15:04:53 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was good reading and lots of laughing thank's. p.s STAR 4 u :)
2007-10-21 14:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that last one i heard on a forum
2007-10-21 14:30:38 · answer #9 · answered by Ironman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.made my day...I gotta show this to my cop of a friend..hopefully he doesn't arrest me
2007-10-21 14:26:05 · answer #10 · answered by ayok 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋