2007-10-21 14:15:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
2007-10-21 21:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by Philomena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mom tells her daughter to go get her favorite book she likes to read, and the little girl comes back with a T.V. guide channel pamphlet.
=)
2007-10-21 21:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does a blonde practice safe sex??
locks the car door.
What the first thing that blonde says in the morning??
All you guys on the same team?
2007-10-21 22:13:37 · answer #3 · answered by diggin u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It smells like up dog in here."
"What's up dog?"
"What's up with you?"
"What are you eating under there?"
"Under where?"
"You're eating underwear?"
Those aren't particularly good jokes, just the ones that my 6 year old cousin keeps repeating :-)
2007-10-21 21:37:35 · answer #4 · answered by xfilesfan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the squirrel laugh as he ran across the grass
the grass tickled his nuts.
2007-10-22 00:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing....you already done told her twice.
2007-10-21 21:22:21 · answer #6 · answered by Red F 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋