*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked
*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
*You sleep with your eyes open
*You have to watch videos in fast-forward
*You lick your coffee pot clean
*Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
*The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
*You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
*You can jump-start your car without cables
*Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"
*You don't sweat, you percolate
2007-10-21 13:51:19 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
its funny
2007-10-21 15:51:56 · answer #1 · answered by Aruthy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones! 10!
2007-10-21 21:07:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the people that answered said an ALL CAPS so I'm going to say one too LOL
2007-10-21 21:01:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really know you've had too much coffee when rushing to make an appointment , you arrive an hour before you leave lol....Handy....
2007-10-21 22:37:52 · answer #4 · answered by handynewf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't use "too much" and "coffee" in the same sentence, shame on you....
2007-10-21 22:05:37 · answer #5 · answered by Ami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny
2007-10-21 20:54:58 · answer #6 · answered by momma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Percolate" hahaha.
2007-10-21 21:55:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL...I resemble those remarks! :D
2007-10-21 20:55:07 · answer #8 · answered by Reba W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe :]
2007-10-21 21:27:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-10-21 22:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by Razzle Dazzle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋