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2007-10-21 13:04:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

http://archive.jewishreview.org/Archives/Article.php?Article=2005-11-01-1796

2007-10-21 13:10:14 · update #1

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Libby did nothing wrong, so why are Jews trying to deny HIM!??

2007-10-21 13:09:08 · answer #1 · answered by 1901pink 4 · 1 1

No, Liberal, we wish we could, but we can't -- what, with the running of the world and controlling the media, the American government, the education system, the melting ice caps, and a whole bunch of other ****, needless to say our time is spread pretty thin. Plus, us Jews must meet every once in a while with our Elders, to discuss the progress of the Taking Over the World Project and to receive future assignments. Although we are doubtless superhuman, as demonstrated by our ability to act in concert like that and take over absolutely everything, we too have our limits. You should ask yourself, you know with all those global conspiracies pending, how we ever have the time to eat, shop for cardigans, and reproduce -- but I am sure you already appreciate our positively supernatural efficiency. Alas, even so, there are only 24 hours in a day -- even for us.

Nevertheless, I'm pretty sure denying Scooter Libby's non-existent Jewishness is somewhere on our to-do list. A little bit after destroying the ozone layer in order to give Gentiles skin cancer and a little bit before boring that tunnel from Beijing to London.

2007-10-22 09:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by Rеdisca 5 · 0 0

Oh wow, I **knew** there was something I forgot to do this week--deny Libby's Jewishness!!!

Oops, from your own link:

"Across the blogosphere, anti-Semitic and anti-Israel conspiracy theorists were quick to tie Libby’s Jewishness to his role in selling the Iraq war, imagining once again a neo-con cabal that has a singular agenda: promoting Israel at all costs…Yet the fact that many people in Washington-including neo-conservatives-had no idea that Libby was Jewish underscores how tenuous the Jewish-neo-con link actually is."

You are *such* an idiot.

2007-10-21 22:03:36 · answer #3 · answered by Mark S, JPAA 7 · 4 0

Well, let's see....I spent Friday doing work and getting ready for Shabbos...

yesterday, of course, WAS Shabbos, and I prayed and ate and napped.

Today I studied, did housework, went shopping, prayed, spent time with my daughter, walked the dogs, and helped a friend make strudel for her daughter's bas mitzvah...

I didn't spend a second denying Scooter Libby's Jewishness today, or yesterday either. I don't think I ever HAVE--

What? Scooter Libby is Jewish? (Are you sure?)

2007-10-21 20:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by Tehilla V 4 · 5 0

SO far this weekend, I worked until Friday afternoon, met my family at Synagogue for Shabbat services, spent Saturday relaxing, visiting and playing with grandchildren and noshing. This morning (Sunday) we took 2 cars to religious school, as 2 of my daughters and I teach there and the 3 grandkids attend, took 1 daughter and all grands to lunch and shopping at the mall, dropped 1 grandson off at his home, had some dinner, got on Y/A........ Scooter WHO?????

2007-10-21 20:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by nanny411 7 · 3 0

Um lets see...today I...
woke up. Took a shower. fed a baby. took two children to religious school. picked the same two up from religious school. had lunch with my family. went for a walk. packed my husbands suitcase for a business trip. made dinner. ate with family. kissed husband goodbye when chauffer came. bathed kids. put kids to bed. turned on computer. CRAP I TOTALLY FORGOT to spend ANY time denying scooter libby.

Believe it or not, I don't give a damn about Scooter Libby.
But you sure care a lot more about what Jews do and think than we do about you, don't you??

2007-10-21 20:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Maybe Libby is a good Christain, like G. Bush .

2007-10-21 20:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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