she fell out of the tree.
you can call me corny,lol
2007-10-21 12:30:48 · 26 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahhaha
but mine is better
there was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head and they were running from the cops. the brunettes saw barn so she said "quick, hide in here" the brunette hides behind some hay, the red head hides in a barrel, and the blonde hides in a potatoe sack.
about two minutes later the cops come into the barn and say "is anybody in here??"
the brunette goes,"mooo" and elbows the red head
so the red head goes "oink oink" and elbows the blonde
the blonde goes "po-ta-toe"
=DDDDD
-sheeda
2007-10-21 12:36:51 · answer #1 · answered by brooklynn olivia 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Corny but funny! 10!
2007-10-21 22:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha . A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
2007-10-21 19:38:55 · answer #3 · answered by nathan_french@sbcglobal.net 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Corny
2007-10-21 19:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by hey you 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
That was really funny. Here's one I heard.
A kidnapper took a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde and put it in his sack. Once he got to his house, he first took the brunette out of his sack and said: "Any last words before you die?"
The brunette points behind him out the window and says "Tornado! Tornado!" The kidnapper turns around to look, and the brunette gets away. He then takes out the redhead and asks her the same thing.
She also points behind him out the window and says "Earthquake! Earthquake!" The kidnapper turns around again and the redhead gets away. He then takes out the blonde and asks her the same question.
She points behind him out the window and screams "Fire! Fire!"
:P
2007-10-21 20:08:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol thats a good one
2007-10-21 19:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats really funny yet really stupid i have one i made upp
there are 2 people about to have a race one of them takes a cow that farts (alott) and the other takes a cow that doesnt (HINT HINT) the one with the farting cow wins. why?
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he had more gas lol.
2007-10-21 19:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it? (No I really do, I was kidding because I am blond), it is funny =))
2007-10-21 19:35:48 · answer #8 · answered by Armour-Plated Angel 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-10-21 20:48:38 · answer #9 · answered by jrgillin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny or not that was funnyas crap!!! thanks for the laugh. Have a star!!!
2007-10-21 20:27:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋