Scaredy Cat
Two second-graders are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy cat. The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."
The second kid replies, "Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door."
2007-10-21 12:08:58 · 39 answers · asked by dozyllama 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How strange, dozyllama! This is absolutely true. Read the joke & it made me laugh, so thought I'd answer to say we don't see enough of you on here. Then thought I'd check your profile for the 1st time, as I recognised the name & previous jokes. After reading that, all I can say is we've got a fair few things in common, though my profile won;t tell you that. Bl**dy good luck to you girl, hope all goes well.
All that from one litlle joke that brought a smile to me!
Cheers - don't be a stranger here.
Best wishes
2007-10-21 14:18:35 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheers for the joke Hunny!!
10/10 and a star for making me PMSL!!
2007-10-22 04:02:23 · answer #2 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1 to 10 i give it a 1 one being the lowest
2007-10-21 12:12:21 · answer #3 · answered by cutie 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-21 12:17:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 blondes; one on the two facets of the river. One blonde yells to the different, "How do i'm getting to the different area?" the different one yells back, "you're on the different area!" 2 dumb blondes walked right into a bar. The clever brunette ducked!
2016-10-07 08:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply predictable sorry, Ok, but heard it before, not meaning to be nasty, but not unique in its approach, Good though, Cheers!
2007-10-21 13:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by Nutty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious!lol! two thumbs up. 8/10
2007-10-21 12:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by Liv 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i give it 8/10
2007-10-21 12:11:06 · answer #8 · answered by ツSpeckles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know i just need more Points to get to Level 2
2007-10-21 12:11:13 · answer #9 · answered by Erick 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
its ok i give it a 7/10
2007-10-21 12:12:40 · answer #10 · answered by hillary. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋