Do women get turned on when a man lives in a really nice van?

Answer 1

If I saw the van rocking hard...well, I'd definitely want to get to know him.....

Answer 2

Oh my yes,
and it is so nice when he forgets to shave,
bathe or even put on clean underwear.
I think he looks his normal self,
when he looks like a homeless person
begging on the street
and not a penny to his name
and is willing to sell anything
in his van that he has stolen
from every Wal-Mart or K-Mart in the city,
just for a gallon of gas,
but buys beer instead.
Yes, this is every woman's ideal of a man.

This must be the part in Dallas,
where Victoria Whats-her-Face,
steps out of the shower
and tells Patrick Duffy,
she has had the strangest dream.

Answer 3

Of course! They love that! Especially if the van has some curtains with flowers around the windows and a mattress in the back.

Answer 4

only if he lives in a van down by the river.

and he's got a mini- refrigerator in the van, too

Answer 5

Only if it is Chris Farley and the van is down by the river.

Answer 6

Are there beer cans allover the floors and the toilets and sinks are rusted and brown and it smells of cat urine? Rabbit ears antennae on the television set and nothing but bacon in the freezer...Sure!!!! Can we co-habitate?

Answer 7

Yep they sure do.

I have also had a great deal of success with checked shorts, long white socks and sandals.

You also have to look sexy - not just have a sexy abode mate!!!

Answer 8

You mean like homelessness? Yeah, sure, that is a real turn on.

Answer 9

Well... If that van has a Yak in it, of course!

Answer 10

Oh yeah. Atleast they used too. I remember mine. But that was back in time!!!!!! Sorry for the rhyme. :) hahaha