husband store?

Question

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in London , where a woman
> >may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
> >description of how the store operates:
> >
> > You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
> >of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
> >may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the
> >next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
> >woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the
> >sign on the door reads:
> >
> > Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the
> >second floor, where the sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice', she thinks,
> >'but I want more.'
> >
> > So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
> >Looking.
> >
> > 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
> >fourth floor and the sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
> >Help With Housework.
> >
> > 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
> >
> > Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
> >with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to
> >stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
> >this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
> >please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
> >
> > PLEASE NOTE:
> >
> > To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
> >just across the street.
> >
> > The first floor has wives that love sex.
> >
> > The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
> >
> > The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited
>

Answer 1

i've the part about the husband store. the addition was funny though

Answer 2

My husband brought this joke home from work. I would stop at the fourth floor. Men with romantic streaks constantly could get so damn annoying. My partner would stop at first floor as long as they like sex he doesn't care!!!! That is proberly the same as most men i guess.

Answer 3

Funny! 10!

Answer 4

Funny.

Answer 5

if the the husband store is called bloomingmales
as previously suggested,,,
is the wife store called wifetrose

made me smile more then laff
'ave a star anyway

Answer 6

Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke there so 10/10.!!!
Never satisfied, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh on the night shift.!!!

Answer 7

Could you list some boy bands?

Answer 8

My husband thinks he's in the Matrix...?

Answer 9

How often does your husband help you with the babies?

Answer 10

Did I just get friend-zoned?!?