I shall seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and control you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.
And you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
2007-10-21 10:43:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny,I run from the flu.
2007-10-21 18:24:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg thats hilarious, I thought you were talking about something else until I read ,The Flu lol thank you
I will give you a star!
2007-10-21 10:56:02 · answer #2 · answered by Courtney 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the flu never took me to bed
always to the bathroom & toilet,
if it catches me I sleep in the bath tub
Cheers
◄RfD►
2007-10-21 10:48:30 · answer #3 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-21 15:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds more like a stalker.
2007-10-25 10:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by MICHAEL Z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
????uhh it sounds dirty. so just put All my Love, a girl
2007-10-21 10:54:38 · answer #6 · answered by Haley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋