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The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes...
Okay, you don't have to laugh

2007-10-21 10:35:57 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

lol, are those real facts thats a pretty good one.Yeah I am sitting at my computer reading jokes just as you are writing them.....hehehe! lol =)

2007-10-21 10:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by Courtney 3 · 0 0

That's cool, I'm on vacation for two weeks, so you better get up early tomorrow morning.

2007-10-21 17:44:38 · answer #2 · answered by A V A T A R 3 · 0 0

HAHAHA

and you're sitting there writing them

so I guess nothing will get done then right

oh well

Cheers
◄RfD►

2007-10-21 17:39:41 · answer #3 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1 0

If you were my homework...I'd be doing you on my desk right now!

2007-10-21 17:39:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

shaking head, half smile, amused

2007-10-21 17:40:03 · answer #5 · answered by littlemisscontroverse 6 · 1 0

haha

2007-10-21 17:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥Princess Abby♥♥ 5 · 1 0

Its funny because its true ;'(

2007-10-21 17:50:18 · answer #7 · answered by skellyskeldon 4 · 0 0

Lol.

2007-10-21 17:40:40 · answer #8 · answered by *fallenangel* 3 · 1 0

lol

2007-10-21 17:39:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

loll, wat im doin work **innocent face**

lets save this lazy country

xD

2007-10-21 17:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by simplycomplex 5 · 1 0

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