For already few days, Murphy and Paddy are drifting at sea in a life raft and been Irish and very thirsty, both dream of cool beer. Searching in the locker for whatever, Paddy come accross an old oil lamp. While cleaning it, to use it, a Genie pops out and said, "You can have one wish"
Paddy doesn't hesitate and ask, " Can you turn the sea around the boat into Beer" ?
As soon as asked, it is done and the Genie disapears in smoke.
Murphy looked at Paddy then hit him hard with his fist.
Paddy ask "Why did you do that for ? our wish is done, we got Beer to drink for ever"
Murphy answer " You bloody idiot, dont you realise that from now on we will have to piss in the boat" ?
2007-10-21 10:14:00 · 12 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Can't do that now, can they, lol that would spoil the beer ha ha.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-21 11:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2016-05-24 01:24:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet the boat fills up very quick!
Good joke a star for you!
2007-10-21 10:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by CARL B 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-21 10:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Urgh, sitting in pee. I suppose it wouldn't be too hard to cope with if you were drunk for the rest of your life
2007-10-21 21:07:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one lmao
2007-10-21 11:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh brother!!!! That's a goood one, LOL!!
2007-10-21 10:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by D J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl great joke. made me giggle.
2007-10-21 10:59:45 · answer #8 · answered by bonnie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-22 01:22:12 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-21 10:32:24 · answer #10 · answered by ♫ pros and cons of breathing ♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋