HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Do you wanna come back to mine and sit on my face?
SHE: Why? is your nose bigger than your willy?
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
SHE: Unfertilised.
HE: So, your place or mine?
SHE: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine
HE: I would go to the end of the world for you.
SHE: But would you stay there?
2007-10-21 09:34:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks I really neede the laugh tonight!!!! If I only had a few of those in my most desperate times!!! LOL!! have a star!
2007-10-21 13:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2007-10-21 16:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones! 100!
2007-10-21 22:51:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best i have ever read so far, this is really a nice one (in favor of the ladies, lol) Star for you dear
2007-10-22 03:50:28 · answer #4 · answered by Marge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL
really good joke
2007-10-21 16:39:51 · answer #5 · answered by Ab 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really good. did you come up wiht them by urself?
2007-10-21 16:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good ones
2007-10-21 16:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by »cottoncandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah very funny
2007-10-21 17:24:54 · answer #8 · answered by latina&hearts! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, maybe ill try some of those! i luv them! :)
2007-10-21 17:08:43 · answer #9 · answered by Stacie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-10-21 16:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by LaDerricka G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋