There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK.
If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order the antidote known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life.
REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!
2007-10-21 09:19:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, thanks for the notice hun, will take note, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-21 10:16:38 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
still taking the antidote its not working pas me another beer, cheers ha ha.
2007-10-21 18:52:10 · answer #2 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not. After the first sentence I knew that it was going to be something about getting wasted.
2007-10-21 16:29:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-21 23:03:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Only one thing worse than working and that's not working!
2007-10-21 16:29:44 · answer #5 · answered by Ian M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great excuse now for not working. hehehe
2007-10-21 16:34:30 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sure is
another star for your growing collection
2007-10-21 18:43:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great analogy.
2007-10-21 16:30:07 · answer #8 · answered by hakim1125 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i do like that one its very good and very clever
have a star
2007-10-22 04:01:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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sorry did i jus sleep throo that
my bad
2007-10-21 16:25:51 · answer #10 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yea ''thats real funny''
so funny i forgot to laugh
sorry no offense
2007-10-21 16:25:33 · answer #11 · answered by Ab 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋