Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex - funny or not?

Question

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear a Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

Answer 1

hahaha funny lol

Answer 2

That is so true. And puts me in th mood for chcoclate. Heres's a top ten list a friend sent me. TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS... 10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-****." 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 3. You're counting down the days until menopause. 2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Answer 3

Funny! 10!

Answer 4

good 10/10
have a star

Answer 5

Umm? Who feels guilty after sex? Funny tho.

Answer 6

Candy is dandy but sex will NOT rot your teeth!!

Answer 7

good list hun, pmsl

have a star

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Answer 8

sex is great, trick or treat l avoid
starred

Answer 9

That's too funny!!
Star!

Answer 10

interesting