10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with awalker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
2007-10-21 09:10:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that proves it then. lm too old
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2007-10-21 11:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 /10
have a star
2007-10-21 21:19:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you don,t want candy and you ask for cigarettes instead. You have to put in your teeth to chew your candy.
2007-10-21 09:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by warriorbabe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny will give a star so you can have some more replies lol
2007-10-21 21:37:16 · answer #4 · answered by momof3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most Hilarious Halloween Joke ever....Love it!!!
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2007-10-21 12:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by xxRainbowzxx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I love them. I've heard the husband wife joke before though. Star for u!
2016-05-24 01:13:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones!
2007-10-21 16:02:58 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's hilarious! Did you make them up your self? Because that's a really good joke!
2007-10-21 09:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by Gracie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another great list hun, will try some of them, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-21 10:27:28 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your on a roll today babes xxxx
2007-10-21 21:09:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-21 09:23:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋