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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."

2007-10-21 08:56:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

ho ho ho , theres a geezer with a big red helmet like mine down the list
starred

2007-10-21 11:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think that it is a funny joke however I have heard it many times, so other people probably have too.

2007-10-21 15:59:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-21 23:11:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

lol, hehe, I did a survey of my housemates and 3 out of 5 laughed.

2007-10-21 15:59:20 · answer #4 · answered by Blue robbin 2 · 0 0

thats a pretty funny joke

2007-10-21 16:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by alyssa s 2 · 0 0

well i hav 2 say taht is very borinnnnnnnnnnnnn
musta slept throo it
o nd sum1 els postd that b4

2007-10-21 16:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0 1

Heard it before but still made me smile. lol

2007-10-21 16:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 2 0

funny

2007-10-21 16:00:02 · answer #8 · answered by NIKKI 1 · 0 0

a half lol.
it looks like this:
lc

2007-10-21 17:24:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♫ pros and cons of breathing ♫ 3 · 0 0

HEHE HAHA LOL kinda

2007-10-21 16:12:19 · answer #10 · answered by Brandi K 1 · 0 0

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