Sadly, Dave was born without ears, and though he proved to be successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly.
One day, he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three interviews.
The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Dave asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" "Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the reply. Dave did not appreciate his candor and threw him out of the office.
The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. But Dave asked her the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" "Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears." Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.
The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart. He was handsome. He seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact lenses, don't you?" .................Dave was shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant person. "How in the world did you know that?", he asked. The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!"
2007-10-21 08:20:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is a Brilliant joke so 10/10.!!!
He's not hired I guess, lol.!!!
Cheers No8 for making us guys at work laugh.!!!
2007-10-21 11:01:54 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a similar situation, and got asked the same question. I prefaced my answer with "I know the old rule is that you're not supposed to say anything negative about your old company, however" then explained my situation. Mine was a micro-managing boss seemed determined to sabotage everything I did. She'd give me an assignment, then when I started it would claim she never told me to do it. In your case, you could stress the hostile work environment (the profanity, etc.) and the fact that your boss not only did not train you, but reprimanded you when you showed initiative and tried to get training on your own. By the way, I got the job I gave that answer to, & am still here after 4 years! Good luck!
2016-05-24 01:05:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!!
What a corker
10/10*
2007-10-21 08:25:33 · answer #3 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good loud chuckle from me....thxs
2007-10-21 08:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by andyg77 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it!absolutely brilliant
2007-10-21 11:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, I love this joke, it is soooooooo funny, my husband was reading it with me and we are laughing like 2 idiots out of control. Smart joke, Good for you! ; )
Now would you please, pretty please answer my joke? It is just for a good laugh!!!
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2007-10-21 09:36:44 · answer #6 · answered by ♂♥♀ & ♀♥♂ ∞! Love Oh Love ! ♫♥♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-21 08:39:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was good
2007-10-21 08:37:52 · answer #8 · answered by lilfairyneeyore 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl great made me giggle. thanks
2007-10-21 11:17:59 · answer #9 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋