A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is dead.
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
2007-10-21 07:07:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A couple of months in the lab can often save a couple of hours in the library.
A crisis is when you cannot say "let's just forget the whole thing."
2007-10-21 07:08:29 · update #1
hehehe, that was excellent hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-21 07:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good ones especially the lab.
2007-10-21 14:32:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gave me a chuckle. Not bad at all. lol
2007-10-21 14:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved them
have a star
2007-10-21 14:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved them. excellent work. thnx for posting.
2007-10-21 16:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved them !! Good work!! LOL
2007-10-21 16:36:46 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very interesting. lol
2007-10-21 14:50:30 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slightly amusing.
2007-10-21 14:16:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♫ pros and cons of breathing ♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋