A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, "No." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be upset. It won't be long now."
Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Monica, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out."
When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum purchased. The mother said serenely, "Monica, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap."
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica," he began.
The mother replied, "I'm Monica - my little girl's name is Tammy."
2007-10-21 06:48:24 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Missfitt_22 I don't mind at all. Cheers hun.
2007-10-21 07:44:30 · update #1
Wasn't expecting that ending. Thanks lol
2007-10-21 07:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is What I call a Great Clean Joke ...very Funny
2007-10-21 10:26:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-10-21 07:01:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, I think that's pretty funny. It sound like something you'd hear about on TV by some comedian.
2007-10-21 06:54:25 · answer #4 · answered by dancelikeumeanit30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly humorous.
2007-10-21 06:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by Terri R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny enough to make me smile a little bit
2007-10-21 07:18:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorta. It is kinda funny tho.
my grandma thought it was hilarious though.
yeah.
LOL.
2007-10-21 06:52:08 · answer #7 · answered by ♫ pros and cons of breathing ♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That reminds me alot of my mom.
2007-10-21 07:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by Em 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-21 06:52:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very very very funny. * for you.
brilliant,fantastic,great joke.
i loved reading that one,thnx.
2007-10-21 09:32:50 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha that was funny.
2007-10-21 06:51:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋