One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some things you can suck!"
"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered.
"Good, Mary." Miss Figpot said, "Anyone else?". "How about a lollipop!" said Steven.
"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!", the teacher said.
Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!".
The teacher and all of the students wondered about his answer. The teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp?"
Last night when I passed my parents room", Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp, honey and let me suck it."
2007-10-21 05:38:51 · 30 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaaa Little Johnny is always passing his parents room...nosey little bug*er! funny one
2007-10-21 11:44:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-21 05:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2007-10-22 07:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by [н]αzє 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Little Johnny strikes again!!
2007-10-21 08:03:28 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-21 05:59:04 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, the Little Johnny jokes are always brilliant!!!
PMSL and not "bovvered"!!
2007-10-21 05:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahaaaaa, that young man is fantastic..he makes me roar with laughter every time...pmsl.
2007-10-21 09:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-10-21 05:45:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one.
made me laugh
take a star
2007-10-21 05:44:47 · answer #9 · answered by srinu710 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha really funny heres a star!!
2016-05-24 00:36:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋