Doc, you've gotta help me. My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"
"Look, I can't prescribe ..."
"Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I am desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to Hell! You've got to help me."
The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental, the tests so far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE, understand? JUST one."
"I don't know, doc; she's awfully cold ..."
"One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"
"Um ... okay."
Our hero expresses gratitude, and departs for home, where his wife has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. Our hero, in fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his wife's coffee. He reflects for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful. Then an inspiration strikes: he drops one pill into his own coffee.
His wife returns with the shortcake, and they enjoy their dessert and coffee, our hero with poorly concealed anticipation. Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange smoky look enters her eyes. In a deep, throaty, near-whisper, in a tone of voice he has never heard her use before, she says, "I ... need ... a man ..."
His eyes glitter and his hands tremble as he replies, "Me ... too ..."
2007-10-21 05:35:07 · 21 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it when a plan comes together... oh wait a minute...!
PMSL!!
2007-10-21 05:39:05 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-28 08:56:54 · answer #2 · answered by Paulette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See just goes to show you should never take pills prescribed to someone else!! This is a HARD lesson to learn!! LOL !!
2007-10-21 07:58:55 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-10-21 05:41:50 · answer #4 · answered by Benthebus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh the irony
2007-10-21 05:39:50 · answer #5 · answered by Johnny 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-21 07:11:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hhahahahahahaa, great one jim.
2007-10-21 09:04:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha perhaps they should go out on the pull together!!
:-)))
2007-10-21 11:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* for you. brilliant, fantastic, great joke.
lol. 10/10.
2007-10-21 09:38:49 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, don't think i'll visit that doc
have a star
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2007-10-21 06:02:46 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋