.....because I find getting an intimate body search such an erotic experience?
WPC Bertha Bosomworth has fingers like pork sausages and she's very slow and methodical - plus if I squint hard enough she looks like Steve McFadden.
It's the only fun I get these days, but I've heard the duty officer muttering about "wasting police time".
It's not so wrong, is it?
2007-10-21 05:23:53 · 17 answers · asked by Ms Minger 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
RIGGS - I'm not Crispy. But he's my soulmate, so maybe that's why we're similar. But you are a knob, so I'm blocking you :-)
2007-10-21 05:34:05 · update #1
25 years on the job? Ouch - bet you're getting sore.
2007-10-21 07:41:59 · update #2
pml! Bertha sounds like she enjoys the searching aswell,put on your romantic Sir Cliff album and dim the lights,pour yourself a brandy and relax and enjoy!
2007-10-21 06:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by babscabs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feeling down,low,sad
need your day cheering up,
want a titter
find one of these and look at the previous answers
dont take things so serious folks
I'd rather have Ross Kemp though
2007-10-22 16:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not wrong at all, go and have your fun, if they fine you you can pay it a pound a week cause you are skint and its worth it isnt it?
2007-10-21 12:29:26 · answer #3 · answered by julie a 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes I'm glad that I didn't choose a career in law enforcement.
2007-10-21 12:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
There is little happiness about so and least i have had a smile today lol
2007-10-22 13:13:28 · answer #5 · answered by charlie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your questions are hilarious, at least some1 on this site has a sense of humour!! keep up the good work and i will frisk you, lol
2007-10-21 12:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by slick dik 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow............
I think you need a nap.
I am guess you live in the UK by the way your question is worded. I just want to know exactly what you are really trying to convey with this... 'question'?
2007-10-21 12:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by Dog Lover 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
steve mcfadden hey u go girll!lmao!whtever floats ur boat
2007-10-21 12:39:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good christ, your picture could scare flesh eatting zombies from my door.
If it turns you on, go for it.
2007-10-21 12:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, you really need to get out more.
2007-10-21 12:33:34 · answer #10 · answered by pauline will never give up.xx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋