Bob Tells his Dr. He has met the girl of his dreams, but he is worried that his pecker is too small to please.

Question

To please her . Bob asked " is there ANY thing you can do? Dr. says there is one thing but it is experimental and there are risks. Bob says "Well what what are we talking about ? Dr says , Well we take the trunk of a baby elephant and surgically attach it to to your lil pecker, Bob says just do it!. Well 3 months later all is well with Bob and her girl and they are out having a drink at the corner bar when ALL OF A SUDDEN Bob's new pecker JUMPS UP OUT OF PANTS AND SNATCHES A PEANUT OFF THE BAR and disapears out of sight! The bar tender says HOLY SH*T BOB Can you do that again? Bob says ,, Sure but I don't think my Bung hole can take another Peanut! :)

Answer 1

LOL.

Answer 2

ah well! kinda funny

Answer 3

haha, made me laugh!