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2007-10-21 01:43:07 · 14 answers · asked by bellatrix 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke there.!!!
10/10.!!!
Guaranteed confusion, lol.!!!
2007-10-21 14:06:32 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-10-21 02:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds better when heard on a mobile phone in a voice with a strange accent
2007-10-21 03:42:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A good one.
2007-10-21 01:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Far to long but quite funny.
2007-10-21 01:48:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny enough. I liked it.
2007-10-21 01:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by Lina 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-10-21 02:15:19 · answer #7 · answered by xXx-wee-sxc-jordan-xXx 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny.
2007-10-21 02:40:58 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-21 02:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-21 05:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋