A pair of sunglasses and pair of jumper leads walk into a bar and try to order a drink. The barman stops them dead " Im not serving you, no way". The sunglasses asks, "Why"?
The barman says "because your off your face and your mates about to start something"
Feel better now do we??
2007-10-20 20:27:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha that was a catchy one. I sure feel better. Thanks for the first laugh of the day. Cheers.
2007-10-20 21:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no this one is better joke
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always give away the tricks saying things like, "he has a card up his sleeve" or "he has a dove in his pocket."
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, "Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?"
2007-10-21 04:24:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you about to start something yourself, a series of jokes, like! Not for saving face, really, because this joke is good!
2007-10-21 03:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Abnormal joke in the whole world, ever ...
who told you that such crap ncan make me feel better check out on comedy central
www.jokes.com
maybe you will realize how low this so called joke of yours will make you feel....
2007-10-21 04:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by Elizabeth N 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hmmm, it cant be the funniest joke in the world if you have to be told it is!!!
its most certainly not the funniest joke, i didnt even crack a smile!!!
feel better now?
2007-10-21 04:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont get it..... the jumper is about to start something? oh! jump-er! Hahaha!!! That was funny!!!! freat one!!!
2007-10-21 03:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty hilarious!
2007-10-21 03:31:26 · answer #7 · answered by Mary S 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Iv heard funnier... sorry
2007-10-21 03:31:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
that's the funniezt thing i have ever heard. ever.
2007-10-21 03:43:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not too good.
2007-10-21 03:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋