A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started"
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster"
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster"
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .
"Let's put all the "Kellogges" Corn Flakes back in the box"
2007-10-20 20:08:25 · 13 answers · asked by Light Shielded By Dark 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
as the brits would say.... "Cheerio! good one old boy!"
2007-10-20 21:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
2007-10-21 03:57:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I almost laughed but then I caught myself bcuz the "stupid joke" siren kicked in, LOL.
2007-10-21 03:12:58 · answer #3 · answered by pyrojelli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. 10/10
2007-10-21 04:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by Philomena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good flavour, my fav.! Great humour!
2007-10-21 03:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-10-21 03:58:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it before but i like it.
ahah
2007-10-21 03:11:34 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao
my ex is blonde!
2007-10-21 03:47:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it....cute.....(and I'm a blonde!) lol
2007-10-21 03:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by SuziQ211 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yeaaa prettttyyy goood
2007-10-21 03:12:44 · answer #10 · answered by katieee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋