A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone.
After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er... Excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?"
She responds in a loud voice : " NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them.
The young man is surprised, shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table.
After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes, and says, "You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
The young man responds loudly with, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. THATS TOO MUCH !"
2007-10-20 20:04:07 · 35 answers · asked by Salloo7a 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey there Salah, ever heard a single woman's prayer, here it is:
Now I lay me down to sleep.
Please don't send me no more creeps.
Please just send me one good man.
One without a wedding band.
One good man who's sweet as pie.
Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie.
Who dresses neat and doesn't smell.
And is sexy like my man Denzel.
Is super-rich like Michael J.
On second thought, that's okay.
Man, if I should die before I wake,
that would truly take the cake;
No matrimony or honeymoon.
No fancy reception planned for June.
No throwing of the wedding bouquet.
Please, God, don't let me go out that way.
If I die before I meet Mr. Right
I won't go out without a fight.
But then again with my luck,
He'd probably be just some schmuck.
The single life is not that bad
I know it's just a passing fad.
I won't be blue. I will not frown.
Besides, I like my toilet seat down.
No more makeup, won't comb my hair.
So never mind this stupid prayer.
The single life will do just fine.
So what's up, girlfriend?
IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!
2007-10-21 22:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by Hope 6 · 8⤊ 3⤋
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2016-10-13 09:44:14 · answer #2 · answered by pienkowski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
2007-10-20 20:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by notsonormalgrl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear Brother
I felt so sorry over your posting of this Joke and you know you got the highest Stars which I have not seen this before.
These Stars should in fact should make you unhappy as I see you are a Muslim by your name Salah and posting jokes of drinking in a Bar and courting a woman. People are encouraging you to go away from the Ethics of Islam be careful.
May Allah Guide all of us towards Piety aameen.
2007-10-21 06:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by mohammad a 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
So how did the woman respond?
2007-10-21 16:02:27 · answer #5 · answered by God's favorite 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Definitely worth a star :-D
2007-10-20 20:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by -_- 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's funny. I actually know of students that had to do similar things. He got her back good!
2007-10-20 23:27:48 · answer #7 · answered by Sassafrass 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-21 10:01:20 · answer #8 · answered by Wise Heart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rotf..that is too good.Thnx for givin me the first proper laugh of the day.lmao * star*
2007-10-20 20:23:49 · answer #9 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
so funny ya Salah...
Allah danta tele3t ebn 7az aho
hehehehehe
2007-10-20 21:56:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋