I have spent many years suppressed my Mormonism (having to hide in the restroom while being a total wanker). But now I am happy to say that I left the church to get some and am no-longer a virgin.
I am so happy and am feelin the joy. I just got back from a trip to Nevada to visit the Bunny Ranch.
Gotta luv the Bunnies!!!
They are so sweet because they are willing to do anything!
I used my life savings and got just about everything on the menu. But most of all after 33 years I am now a real man! I got laid by sexy women! No more suppression! I feel like I just won a revolution!
2007-10-20 18:53:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Real men pay prostitutes? I had no idea.
2007-10-22 05:22:28 · answer #1 · answered by Sherpa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!
Yeah I hope you can find a REAL MAN cure for the GhonnaHerpaHepaSyphillAids.
So tell me whats it like... Being with women who have been with like 1000 other guys before you?
How did you measure up?
How many guys was she with that day just hours before you, and did she clean up herself in between?
Dude face it. You're not a REAL MAN you're an upset little whoremonger.
Hope it was worth it for what you're going to experience next. It sucks to be you.
Oh and that burning sensation when you urinate... Go see a doctor quick!!!
2007-10-21 21:27:49 · answer #2 · answered by ASE Master 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Even tho I have sincere doubts taht you were ever LDS, I will say that, if you value your carnal pleasure over spiritual happiness, that's your problem. As will be things like STD's, and stuff like that.
No, I would not leave teh church. I would rather die chaste than give in to my baser animal instincts.
2007-10-21 20:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by mormon_4_jesus 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Even though you claim to have hopped down the bunny trail, you are still lost as an easter egg. LOL.
2007-10-22 14:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you haven't fully recovered from Mormonism. You mistake pleasure for joy, like Mormons with their brownies.
2007-10-21 14:36:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you think having sex with prostitutes makes you a "real man," you obviously don't know what a "real man" is.
2007-10-20 21:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Thanks for the story. Glad you found real happiness.
2007-10-20 21:01:48 · answer #7 · answered by guest 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋