During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
“If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”
Mike replies: “Wait a minute, I’m going for a piss.”
The teacher says: “That would be very rude and improper on your part.”
Charlie replies: “I’m sorry I need to go to the toilet, I’ll be back in a minute.”
The teacher says: “That’s much better but to mention the word “toilet” during a meal, is unpleasant.”
And Little Johnny says: “My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner.”
2007-10-20 18:41:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, nice im tryin that some time haha
2007-10-20 18:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by bravesfan5163 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Twinkle
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2007-10-21 04:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny spat out my cornflakes lol
2007-10-21 04:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by momof3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't wait for my fiance to get off work, he's going to love this one!
2007-10-21 07:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by wintersnight20 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LIKED THAT
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2007-10-21 02:04:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-10-21 03:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's good
2007-10-21 02:26:39 · answer #7 · answered by Macisbac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol loved it!
2007-10-21 01:56:34 · answer #8 · answered by hj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:o!!
2007-10-21 09:51:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋