2007-10-20 18:06:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not recently, SDW :)
(((ZER0 C00L)))
2007-10-20 18:18:31 · update #1
I don't need to, you blasphemer!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has provided ample evidence for it's existence and it's love of humanity.
Get with the program and praise the pasta!
2007-10-20 18:13:44 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Beware of introducing a new religion in the lair of the Pastafarians! The pasta is the natural predator of the penguin, as evidenced by the Book of Bow-tie, 2nd chapter, beginning with the 15th verse (ahem) . . .
"And lo, the noodly appendage doth at some times maintain a natural elasticity, as the FSM hath bestowed such graces unto it, and thusly the penguins WILL hang from the topmost towers of the icebergs from whence they came."
2007-10-21 01:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by herfinator 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Who needs penguinism when you have The Flying Spaghetti Monster? psh!
2007-10-21 01:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Of course not! Everyone KNOWS that the one true faith is Sealism. No one cares about your South Pole false-god.
May the Seal not be eaten by a polar bear.
2007-10-21 01:32:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did. I contemplated the existence of DOC. Unfortunately I'm a tad dyslexic and was off a bit. I did try to follow him and his six followers, but I was bashful. I was allergic to the insense and was a bit sneezy. I tried to take Benedryll for it, but it made me dopey, sleepy, and grumpy. Nevertheless, I'm happy now.
2007-10-21 11:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell me more about Penguinism. Stop by my place with some literature. I'm curious... do you regurgitate the elements for communion?
EDIT:
Did you get another account deleted, dude?
2007-10-21 01:12:02 · answer #6 · answered by SDW 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I researched it at length.
I went to one of their holy sites in South Georgia... and got frostbite.
I debated one of their clerics... and offered him a breath mint.
I ate a raw mackerel... and had a breath mint.
It was really an attractive option, but I couldn't nail the walk.
2007-10-21 01:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anthony Stark 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but the Cat in the TFH offered a free inflatable Dr. Phil when you signed on, I couldn't pass on the good deal.
2007-10-21 01:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 8⤊ 0⤋
No, I've never even heard of Penguinism before, but now that I have heard the good news (the gospel according to Opus?), you do have me worried that I might be eternally damned for rejecting it. Thanks!
2007-10-21 01:22:54 · answer #9 · answered by Boris Bumpley 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Global warming's diminishment of the ice caps has shaken all my faith in penguinism.
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2007-10-21 01:13:58 · answer #10 · answered by bodhidave 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋