2007-10-20 18:02:13 · 29 answers · asked by katie_london 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
By the way, I tried this in the entertainment section first and no one answered. I've seen Monty Python discussed here before, and lots of people answered. I assumed it was OK to put it here if it got more answers (which it has by far)
2007-10-20 18:09:00 · update #1
"He's not the messiah; he's a very naughty boy!"
2007-10-20 18:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
But I'm not dead yet.
the machine that goes "ping"
and too many more to count!
Note for whoever reviews violation reports.
This is no violation. Monty Python's Flying Circus made several movies that dealt quite explicitly with some of the fallacies of organized religion.
2007-10-20 18:10:16 · answer #2 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Can't quote it, but this section often makes me think of the bit where the mob argues about whether to follow the way of the gourd or the sandal.
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
Cardinal Ximenez has a surprising number of disciples on the site, too.
2007-10-20 18:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
'Tis but a flesh wound! I've had worse!
(I work on a production line, and occasionally get knicks and scratches. I use the above with great hilarity whenever someone asks me if I'm all right after a scratch happens.)
2007-10-20 19:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by Rynok 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !
or
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
or even
'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy'
2007-10-20 19:03:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since the Spanish Inquisition has already been taken, I'll go with:
-- Is this the right room for an argument?
-- I told you once.
2007-10-20 18:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
-What... is your name?
It is Author King of the Britons
-What.... is your quest?
To Seek the Holy Grail
-What.... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
-What I... I don't know that?! AHHHHHHHHHH
How do you know so much about swallows?
You have to know these things when you are a king, you know.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries!!!
2007-10-20 19:12:14 · answer #7 · answered by ✮Nikki✮ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to pick just one?
Well, Toad The Wet Sprocket is also my favorite band, so I guess that settles it by default.
But I'll ultimately have to go with the song "The Tale of Brave Sir Robin."
2007-10-20 18:05:13 · answer #8 · answered by SDW 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
2007-10-20 18:05:12 · answer #9 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Take your trousers down, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime!
2007-10-20 18:06:20 · answer #10 · answered by nobody important 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hate the movie lol, but I loved the "BRING YER DEAD!" part.
And that man is crawling in the basket.
2007-10-21 15:08:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋