He's hiding inside a female .... she even said so.
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"...I do know that god is alive...he lives within me."
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Does this check out with what the Bible says ? She could be mistaken or maybe she's lying...
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2007-10-20 17:44:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't want to tell her name but I'll give you a hint:
It's a lot like candy only with an "i" instead of a "y" and after that there's sort of a line like this: "_" and that's followed by a "K" and a number.
2007-10-20 17:54:55 · update #1
Well then, the mystery is solved. All this time... 'He' lives in there? I can understand periodic visits, but to actually live in there? I guess I always just kinda suspected 'he' was a dick.
2007-10-20 18:01:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow, I had not thought of that, but ifr god is inside her, then God has some of the same symptoms as Intestinal parasites
The major groups of parasites include protozoans (organisms having only one cell) and parasitic worms (helminths). Of these, protozoans, including cryptosporidium, microsporidia, and isospora, are most common in HIV-infected persons.
When the organisms are swallowed whole, they move into the intestine, where they can reproduce and cause disease. Wow, that would explain the gut feeling of God.
2007-10-22 04:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No way - God can't be inside CandiK what's her name. The Bible clearly says he sits on a throne on the other side of the "firmament", that hard dome over the earth. If he was inside CandiK then she would have to bigger than the earth and the firmament put together.
I think maybe that alien thingy is inside CandiK. Or else she's pregnant and doesn't know it.
2007-10-21 22:49:40 · answer #3 · answered by bandycat5 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, this is biblical, actually. When you have received the baptism of the Holy Spirit, then the Holy Spirit dwells within you. The Holy Spirit is the aspect of God which gives us comfort, guidance, and spiritual gifts like wisdom, discernment, faith, etc.
2007-10-21 00:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by Amalthea 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Is that accident -prone broad still making claims that she's providing transportation to Mr. Big?
I hope He's got some holy medical insurance.
2007-10-21 10:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by big j 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I suppose I wouldn't mind an introduction,but do you have to be in the Social Register or anything like that? I'm only a teacher.
2007-10-21 15:16:48 · answer #6 · answered by Maya 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe it. He lives in the heart of everyone who has been "Born Again" of God. That is why we are called "Born Again". Our spirit has been removed and has been replaced by God Himself, the Holy Spirit. Galations 2:20.
2007-10-21 00:57:56 · answer #7 · answered by Apostle Jeff 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
you know its true. Didn't check out your link. God sent the Holy Spirit to live inside us.
2007-10-21 00:51:29 · answer #8 · answered by momof2 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
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uh... yeah.
That just means that God lives inside every person... I'm not even a follower of Abrahamic religions and I could answer that!
2007-10-21 00:49:35 · answer #9 · answered by Riverwind 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Both!
God loves you...God bless
2007-10-21 00:53:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋