Wood burns,
witches burn.
So logically...
If she weighs the same as a duck...
she's made of wood. And therefore...
A witch!
2007-10-20 17:43:45 · 18 answers · asked by G's Random Thoughts 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you missed the whole part about wood floating in water and ducks floating in water. thats what pulls it all together.
2007-10-20 17:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by god_of_the_accursed 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
There is no logic there. Wood burns = witches burn but where does ducks and weight come in?
2007-10-20 17:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There isn't too much logic in any religion or spiritual beliefs. Religion is kind of like our government, and this is purely an observation not a criticism; the laws are not thought out thoroughly and need major tweeking once they are passed. Religion, on the other hand, was never challenged and therefore was never tweeked. But then what would one think of a religion that tweeks to keep up with the times?
2007-10-20 17:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by revbarbydyoung 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sir, I accuse you of taking Monty Python as fact! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries! (in the words of john cleese)
My favourite part of that film is michael palin as a peasant in the mud yelling "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Oh, and the sound of the horses hooves being made with coconuts. Oh! And the knights of Ni!!
Have a star for making me laugh!
2007-10-20 17:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by katie_london 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I thought that if the duck floated, then it's a witch if she didn't float . . . . . something like that. Or is it that if the wood floated and the duck burned, if she burns then she's a witch trying to act like a duck burning. I dunno.
2007-10-20 17:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ducks burn, too. At least in a careless Chinese restaurant.
2007-10-20 17:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Bring out your dead. King of the Britons? Who are the Brtions? It's only a flesh wound.
2007-10-20 17:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sir, i most certainly agree with you. Here are my largest scales, and a duck!
2007-10-20 17:51:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the logic of an Atheist to me.
2007-10-20 17:52:06 · answer #9 · answered by Apostle Jeff 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Did you try building a bridge out of her?
2007-10-20 17:45:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋