2007-10-20 17:00:41 · 9 answers · asked by G's Random Thoughts 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
2007-10-20 17:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...
[At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]...
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
2007-10-20 17:08:38 · answer #2 · answered by vorenhutz 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the same way you use the holy smoke grenade of Babylon
2007-10-20 17:10:27 · answer #3 · answered by ~I wish you could smile~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ye needeth to have Eric Idle standing by with such a pious, solemn expression on his face that ye peeth thine pants laughing.
2007-10-20 17:06:49 · answer #4 · answered by Arggg 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You count to 3 because 5 is right out.
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2007-10-20 17:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Usually used in dispatching rogue blood thirsty rabbits.
Rarely used on towns or people.
2007-10-20 17:26:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You also need the wizard Tim and the harmless little bunny.
2007-10-20 17:37:42 · answer #7 · answered by irish1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The purpose tis to blow thine enemies to tiny bits... in thy mercy.
For they have been naughty in thy sight.
2007-10-20 17:20:48 · answer #8 · answered by K 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To make your opponent so cross that it makes a mistake!
Err...
2007-10-20 17:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by arkleseizure 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋