Do you know that if you haven't accepted the Mighty Emperor Penguin as your lord and savior, he will, upon your death, banish you to a dark, horrible place deep inside Earth that is populated with angry leopard seals, and from which there is NO escape? Doesn't that scare you? Don't you think it'd be safer to throw in with the Mighty Emperor Penguin now, before it's too late? What do have to lose, except for basking in the glory that is COD?
COD bless you all :)
2007-10-20 16:57:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL...
I am scared flightless..
2007-10-20 17:07:38 · answer #1 · answered by Diane 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ive been baptized in ketchup, so I have been saved from the horrible leopard seals. besides, the Mighty Emperor's son died for us believers in a bed of sea weed, That's why I wear my seaweed around my neck everyday. It proves that I am saved and the non-believers are doomed.
2007-10-21 00:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh! I don't know who to worship! I should just equally worship everything and make everyone happy. But maybe the Penguin is a jealous God, who does not allow worship of any other gods? What if the FSM is a jealous god, too? Will they fight it out over my soul?
2007-10-21 00:01:52 · answer #3 · answered by daisy mcpoo 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear god... i mean Mighty Emperor Penguin.
2007-10-21 00:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by Emily 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, because I KNOW the Mighty Emperor Penguin doesn't exist, without any doubt. :)
2007-10-21 00:00:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I accept you my one and only Lady of the Marching Penguins, and I will throw all the sardines you can eat at your little pink toenails, biting off the little heads for you in advance and spitting out the eyeballs so you don't have to look at your food while you eat it, knowing FULL AND WELL that that grosses you out!
Too many of those who failed to spit out the eyeballs for you have met with that most cruel and horrible of fates, eternal death by leopard seals licking them in all their most ticklish spots while they were tied to George Bush puppets!!!!
HEAR YE THOU WHO WOULD FEED OUR LADY OF THE PENGUIN!!!! SPIT YE OUT THE HEADS OF THE SARDINES, AND BE SAVED FROM ETERNAL TORMENT!
aaaaah-mennnnnnnnnnnnnnn
2007-10-21 00:49:59 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm personally a Tin Foil Hatter. But you do stand a close second in cuteness to the Cat I must say ;-)
2007-10-21 00:12:14 · answer #7 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm, crunchy, crunchy penguins........ I'll accept the Mighty Emperor Penguin as my lrd and saviour, provided I can accept him as my lunch as well.
2007-10-21 00:00:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I believe in COD... I eat it as a side with an incarnation of the FSM!
2007-10-21 10:31:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny, touche'. How'd you come up with that spin-off idea? May the Polar Bear of Light come into your heart, lol;)
2007-10-21 00:13:34 · answer #10 · answered by ♠I Did My Time♠ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting proposition. But, you'll have to battle it out with my current noodly Lord to win over my pasta-filled heart.
rAmen.
2007-10-21 00:08:27 · answer #11 · answered by SSejychan 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋