2007-10-20 15:17:26 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Magic 8 ball says...Yes satan will take you on a tour of heaven on the 100th anniversary of your death. but don't worry Hell is great.
2007-10-21 07:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 ball? What kind of world we live in today?
John 3:16- For God so loved the world that He gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.
Jesus was made an atonement for your sins, victory is through His Blood to conquer all sin.
Awake, Awake! We are about to enter World War 3, Bush exclaims on the war with Iran. We are living in the last days, Repent for the kingdom of Heaven is at hand.
2007-10-20 15:30:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
50% Yes
25% No
25% Ambiguous
Such is the statistical nature of the Magic 8-ball. Ask that same question enough times and that will probably be the outcome.
2007-10-20 15:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously not, since you asked the Magic 8 Ball, instead of Jesus.
2007-10-20 15:37:20 · answer #4 · answered by janetrmi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im not a Magic 8 Ball, or God, so I wouldn't know.
2007-10-20 15:24:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTH!? Ur asking the magic 8 ball!!! So why would you post it on here? We're not magic 8 balls!!!
2007-10-20 15:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by josephine.dawson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
regardless of what the 8 ball says, you are literally putting yourself "behind the 8 ball" by relying on such a silly source. It is up to YOU---how you live your life, that God will judge you by, and decide if you are worthy to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
2007-10-20 15:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by Mike 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Go here... lol
It's a magic 8 ball jesus... you'll love it!
http://www.alittleleaven.com/2007/09/magic-8-ball-je.html
2007-10-20 15:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Mystical Orb said to tell you "Consult me Later"
*Psychically I think it means this is question before you and the Higher Spirit not so much a joke on a public place like this
Also I think you will be re-incarnated again to go through this all over...so make good choices now and be ahead of the game next time
2007-10-20 15:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by Lil Blousou 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If God is in a plastic Ball Yes but if you need reasurance ask the God above the clouds ,..
2007-10-20 15:20:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋