2007-10-20 13:46:28 · 49 answers · asked by Haaaaay! 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Probably Jesus, because he would cheat by walking on water and he'd turn all the water to wine. It's hard to fight when you've had alot of wine. Besides Jesus would keep resurrecting himself.
2007-10-20 13:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by Blue girl in a red state 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a B-movie has been. Jesus is way cool ... going on 2007 years. Norris is already long ago yesterday. Jesus would kick his ***.
2007-10-20 13:51:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris believes in Jesus, so he wouldn't fight.
Jesus would win by default.
2007-10-20 13:52:14 · answer #3 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a born again christian. He would bow down and humble himself to Jesus and God. He and his wife minister christianity to people and are working at getting the Bible and God back into the School system and government.
God Bless everyone who reads this.
2007-10-20 13:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by LadyHawk606 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohh good question. You have to break it down.
While chuck Norris has his fiercesome kicks and impenetrable beard, would it be enough to thwart jesus' holy ninja skills? I'm not sure. Though I think Chuck wouldn't be afraid to fight a little dirty and get rouch, Jesus may have a hard time breaking out of his holy shell and bend some rules. My money's on Chuck.
2007-10-20 13:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris would win!
2007-10-20 13:48:57 · answer #6 · answered by No Gods, No Masters 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is my belief that world would fall into chaos.
You see the battle between Chuck Norris and Jesus would never end. As a result there would be no one to strike fear into the citizens of earth. Criminals would run wild, good people would resort to violence to protect themselves, and ultimately the earth would be destroyed.
2007-10-20 13:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by The Enlightened One 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris and Jesus don't fight, in fact, they roundhouse kick together
2007-10-20 14:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would win!!!
2007-10-20 13:50:04 · answer #9 · answered by juniorramos1974 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris would win then god would cause a flood and kill everybody
2007-10-20 13:49:34 · answer #10 · answered by t_rabbit09 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋