This is a joke my grandad just told
there is a boy who cam to schools and he always had alot of bruises and welts on him so one day the teacher took him to the school counselor and asked him "if you were takin away which parent would you most like to stay with? your mom?"
the boy said no cause his mom beats him.
"your dad?"
once again he said no cause his dad beats him too
"Well who do you want to stay with?"
"The Miami Dolphins"
"Why?"
"They can't beat anybody"
2007-10-20 13:42:08 · 10 answers · asked by Bubba S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny
2007-10-20 13:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-09 01:35:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
thanks for sharing :D
2007-10-20 14:47:44 · answer #3 · answered by jc 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAH! Good one
2007-10-20 14:44:07 · answer #4 · answered by Em 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh em gee
effing funniiiieee!
2007-10-20 14:38:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-10-20 16:10:41 · answer #6 · answered by Leash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
KEEP UM COMMIN!
2007-10-20 14:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious....ha ha
2007-10-20 13:57:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever one...
2007-10-24 13:50:21 · answer #9 · answered by maps 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, it's true
=)
2007-10-20 14:28:12 · answer #10 · answered by Lauren =) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋