2007-10-20 13:34:10 · 16 answers · asked by Haaaaay! 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What? He doesn't know about Beano? Are you calling us God's fart? Now my mind is spinning... lmao!
Perhaps we're the skidmarks on God's BVDs...
2007-10-20 13:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I personally like the Family Guy version of the Big Bang. God was showing off for his friends and farted on a lighter and the universe was created.
2007-10-20 21:36:18 · answer #2 · answered by Two quarters & a heart down 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm.... I have that problem too. I wonder if we are creating any universes when we far.....never mind.
2007-10-20 13:55:32 · answer #3 · answered by Big Red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Taco Bell wasn't around, stupid...
2007-10-20 13:45:57 · answer #4 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
The actual first words in the bible were changed, originally it was "God farted"
2007-10-20 13:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by chocolateman 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
well i know that it definitely does that to me. maybe god should have had some pepto on hand and we could have avoided war and poverty.
2007-10-20 13:40:47 · answer #6 · answered by sweetie3.14 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
perhaps but very unlikely. love the joke though!
2007-10-20 13:50:07 · answer #7 · answered by houc3672 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was the beans
2007-10-20 13:48:20 · answer #8 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beans can do that to you. And hell formed from him ingesting too many jalapenos.
2007-10-20 13:36:56 · answer #9 · answered by Blue girl in a red state 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
That's wrong on SO many levels. ;)
2007-10-20 13:46:47 · answer #10 · answered by cjcregg227 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋