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We almost never lose both mittens or gloves; we usually lose one of them. The dryer tends to 'eat' only one sock from each pair. Don't you think it's entirely plausible that all these mittens/gloves and socks were taken by God because he needed them for the amputees who are in Heaven?

2007-10-20 13:12:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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If that were the case, would he not have enough seniors up there to knit them for him instead of breaking the commandment of theft?

2007-10-20 13:16:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

Nope, God loves amputees but that is not why your socks go missing.

2007-10-20 20:18:07 · answer #2 · answered by rrrawwwr im a monster 3 · 6 0

Hmm Interesting theory. That could also explain the single shoes I see along the highway.

2007-10-20 21:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 2 0

No,because the Bible say,s we will be whole in Heaven,we will have a new body and everything will be new,so I
don't think God need,s those body part,s.

2007-10-20 20:22:29 · answer #4 · answered by elaine 30705 7 · 4 0

God loves us all...but the way you put the question, makes me wonder, is God trying to tell you to be careful? are you going to come up missing a hand or foot?
God does work in mysterious ways, keep your eyes open and be careful.

2007-10-20 20:24:58 · answer #5 · answered by FarmerCec 7 · 5 0

No, I think they are in the New York sock exchange

2007-10-20 21:08:33 · answer #6 · answered by Midge 7 · 2 0

Now, now little penguin--we all know you're angry at God because he put you in Antarctica, but something had to go down there.

2007-10-20 20:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by Convictionist 4 · 2 0

So thats where God's been hiding all along, in your dryer!

2007-10-20 20:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

I believe everything you tell me. Because I believe in penguins.

2007-10-20 21:45:09 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2 0

I guess they will also stay dry with all the umbrellas I've lost.

2007-10-20 20:17:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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