AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, JIM TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT HIS WIFE ONE
DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP
CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I
GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL."
HE CONTINUED, "NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA
SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME
THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
HIS WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD HIM, "GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE
LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED
AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV."
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE
CRISES.
2007-10-20 12:50:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. hubby loved this one.lol thanks.
2007-10-20 13:13:13 · answer #1 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With all my journey from being a soldier, a sailor, contractor, dental technician, and now a hairstylist for the final 10 years. No ask your self i'm nicknamed McGyver! sure, i'm a difficulty solver. i'm even writing a e book as a handbook to imaginitive thinking.
2016-12-18 12:59:45 · answer #2 · answered by marcinko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Igave you a star and10/10
2007-10-20 14:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol once again another good one
2007-10-20 13:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is smart
2007-10-23 11:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by Tweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha How true that is!
2007-10-20 13:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, never heard that one before gave me a good laugh thanks.
2007-10-20 13:03:54 · answer #7 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..lol...that's so true!! star for you
2007-10-22 17:17:10 · answer #8 · answered by Hy34lif3™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Very good! i like it!!!!
2007-10-20 17:06:01 · answer #9 · answered by rie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA
2007-10-20 17:02:00 · answer #10 · answered by On The Hotline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true, So true!!
2007-10-20 13:22:46 · answer #11 · answered by Pustic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋